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Summary:

When Kurt and Blaine stumble upon Blaine's old McKinley gym uniform, Blaine is thrilled to find out that it still fits ...


... though when and where he should wear it are still up for discussion.






 



Categories: Humor, AU, Cotton Candy Fluff, Romance, Established Relationship, FutureFic
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 739 Read Count: 204
[Report This] Published: 12/29/2017 Updated: 12/29/2017
Burn by smellslikecraigslist Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 0]
Summary:

After Kurt's bad day, Blaine comes up with a (slightly dangerous) way to make his husband feel better.


Until their daughter comes home. Then Kurt's day goes from bad to worse.


Categories: Hurt/Comfort, Angst, AU, Established Relationship, Family, Humor, FutureFic, Romance
Characters: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1680 Read Count: 255
[Report This] Published: 12/25/2017 Updated: 12/25/2017
Summary:

It's Friday dinner night and Tracy is pissed. She wants to go out and be with her friends, but Kurt puts his foot down, daring fate to intervene ...


... and fate comes through.


Categories: Family, Angst, AU, Established Relationship, FutureFic, Humor, Romance
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel, OC
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1690 Read Count: 152
[Report This] Published: 12/25/2017 Updated: 12/25/2017
Summary:

After Blaine fails at putting together his daughter's big Christmas present, he is forced to call in a professional for help ... which definitely does not put him in the running for son-in-law of the year.


Categories: Humor, Angst, AU, Cotton Candy Fluff, Established Relationship, Family, FutureFic
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Burt Hummel, Carole Hummel-Hudson, Kurt Hummel
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1546 Read Count: 185
[Report This] Published: 12/14/2017 Updated: 12/14/2017
Summary:

Following the sex-a-thon that ensues after Will and Emma's disastrous wedding, Blaine takes Kurt out for a much needed break.


Kurt is less than thrilled with Blaine's venue of choice.


Categories: Romance, AU, Humor
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2386 Read Count: 162
[Report This] Published: 11/29/2017 Updated: 11/29/2017
Summary:

After a long night of delousing poor Tracy's hair, Blaine is eager to keep Kurt up, regardless of how tired he is.


And Kurt helps out, by doing something unintentionally stupid.


Categories: Humor, AU, Cotton Candy Fluff, Established Relationship, Family, FutureFic, Romance
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1442 Read Count: 117
[Report This] Published: 11/29/2017 Updated: 11/29/2017
The Wedding Singer by JonasGeek Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Blaine Anderson, a wedding singer, and Kurt, a waiter, are both engaged, but to the wrong people. Life takes a few twists and turns and helps them discover each other.
Categories: Humor, Romance
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Burt Hummel, Cooper Anderson, David, Kurt Hummel, Santana Lopez, Sebastian Smythe, Wes
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 20866 Read Count: 1765
[Report This] Published: 08/12/2017 Updated: 09/29/2017
In Sync by smellslikecraigslist Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 4]
Summary:

Kurt and Blaine are having a little trouble deciding on where they and their friends should go to dinner.


Meanwhile, Rachel, Elliott, Santana, and Dani, watching the two from the sofa and not privy to their secret language of gestures, are having trouble understanding anything they're "saying".


Categories: Romance, AU, Cotton Candy Fluff, Established Relationship, Humor
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Elliott Gilbert, Kurt Hummel, Rachel Berry, Santana Lopez
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 660 Read Count: 343
[Report This] Published: 07/31/2017 Updated: 07/31/2017
Summary:

Death believes that the end of days is at hand.


The other three Horsemen … not so much. 


Categories: Romance, Angst, AU, Cotton Candy Fluff, Humor
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3477 Read Count: 189
[Report This] Published: 07/11/2017 Updated: 07/11/2017
Summary:

Kurt decides to take Blaine up on an offer to move in with him, but when Kurt shows up the next morning with his bags, Blaine starts acting more than a little suspicious.


What could he be hiding?


Categories: Romance, AU, Cotton Candy Fluff, Angst, Established Relationship, Humor
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1867 Read Count: 292
[Report This] Published: 07/04/2017 Updated: 07/04/2017
Summary:

Kurt, a tree demon, runs a magical, supernatural circus that, unfortunately, is in the red. Trying to come up with a way to keep them afloat, his right hand man ... uh, goblin ... convinces Kurt to hire some new acts. Kurt reluctantly agrees, as long as that new act isn't human.


Enter Blaine - the human conman who's about to try and change Kurt's mind.


Categories: Supernatural, Angst, AU, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel, Noah Puckerman
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10529 Read Count: 136
[Report This] Published: 06/23/2017 Updated: 06/23/2017
Summary:

KlaineA story about a story about a TV show ABOUT Kurt and Blaine and their 15 year journey to love.


Categories: Angst, Drama, Friendship, Humor, Multi-Chapter, Romance
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Burt Hummel, Carole Hummel-Hudson, Kurt Hummel, Lauren Zizies, Mr. Anderson (Blaine's Father), Mrs. Anderson (Blaine's Mother), OC, Rachel Berry
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 17468 Read Count: 357
[Report This] Published: 12/07/2016 Updated: 06/12/2017
Summary:

To prepare for a big audition, Tina takes Blaine to Sephora for a little freshening up, where Blaine meets the sales associate of his dreams.


Categories: Romance, AU, Cotton Candy Fluff, Humor
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel, Tina Cohen-Chang
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2283 Read Count: 313
[Report This] Published: 06/02/2017 Updated: 06/02/2017
Summary:

Best-selling author Chris Colfer joins Kurt, Blaine, Mercedes, and Unique on an unforgettable cross-country road trip.  Along the way, they’ll each reveal secrets that will change their lives forever.


Categories: Action/Adventure, AU, Cotton Candy Fluff, Crossover, Friendship, Humor, Romance
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Cooper Anderson, Kurt Hummel, Mercedes Jones, Unique Adams
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1236 Read Count: 155
[Report This] Published: 03/25/2017 Updated: 03/25/2017
Summary:

For their fifth anniversary, Blaine has something special planned. But, unfortunately, expectations don't always equal reality, especially when there's physical exertion involved.


Categories: Romance, AU, Cotton Candy Fluff, Established Relationship, Humor
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 989 Read Count: 157
[Report This] Published: 03/15/2017 Updated: 03/15/2017
Summary:

Blaine has big plans for his and Kurt's first weekend alone in the loft, plans that turn out to be a little bit racier than Kurt ever dreamed his sweet, dapper boyfriend would make. Kurt does his best to help pull them off, but they hit one little snafu ...


Categories: Romance, AU, Established Relationship, Humor
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2143 Read Count: 189
[Report This] Published: 03/02/2017 Updated: 03/02/2017
Summary:

This tiny liberal arts school takes its bonding time very seriously. So much so that the seniors take it upon themselves to schedule an annual camping trip/ initiation for the incoming freshmen. For freshman, Kurt, the whole ritual is strange yet exciting. However, junior Blaine might be the one who learns the most this summer. Straight?!blaine

Camp Brotherhood

Founded in 1999, Camp Brotherhood is a continuing tradition for visual arts majors of Dalton University. No other campuses offer this opportunity, nor is it available for any other majors. For five weeks, the male artists live in cabins located along scenic Lake Michigan, not far from Camp Sisterhood. Ample time is dedicated to their craft, however, the main focus of the getaway is for bonding. At Dalton University, we treat our fellow art majors like family. We take this time out of our summer to remind ourselves of that, as well as welcome our new members joining the freshman class. Camp Brotherhood is a tradition that represents friendship and will hopefully continue on in the future of Dalton.


Categories: AU, Cotton Candy Fluff, Friendship, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Multi-Chapter, Romance
Characters: Adam, Blaine Anderson, David, Jeff, Kurt Hummel, Mercedes Jones, Nick, Quinn Fabray, Rachel Berry, Sebastian Smythe, Thad, Trent, Wes
Series: None
Chapters: 14 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 47799 Read Count: 9233
[Report This] Published: 06/29/2015 Updated: 02/24/2017
Summary:

Klaine AU
Who knew that accidentally switching your bag at the airport with a stranger would end up like this? Or: How Kurt and Blaine fell in love without meeting each other...
Rated M for language and adult themes


Categories: AU, Humor, Romance
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 16642 Read Count: 367
[Report This] Published: 01/30/2017 Updated: 01/30/2017
Summary:

Kurt despises using the communal laundry room in the basement of his apartment building … but after meeting a charming young man (who’s not afraid to show a little skin), Kurt might just change his mind.


Categories: Romance, AU, Cotton Candy Fluff, Humor
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1906 Read Count: 335
[Report This] Published: 01/20/2017 Updated: 01/20/2017
Summary:

After Blaine exposes Tracy to a G-rated version of his Tom Hardy infatuation for the hundredth time, Kurt finds a way to retaliate using a past obsession of his own. 


Categories: Romance, AU, Cotton Candy Fluff, Established Relationship, Family, Humor, FutureFic
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel, OC
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1113 Read Count: 310
[Report This] Published: 01/08/2017 Updated: 01/08/2017
Summary:

Kurt overhears Blaine telling their daughter, Tracy, a bedtime story, which happens to be their story, except it doesn’t quite end the way Kurt thinks it will … 

 

 


Categories: AU, Cotton Candy Fluff, Established Relationship, Family, FutureFic, Humor, Romance
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 477 Read Count: 319
[Report This] Published: 01/04/2017 Updated: 01/04/2017
Summary:

Kurt has an issue with his daughter Tracy's latest "phase". Blaine thinks it's hilarious.


Categories: Humor, AU, Cotton Candy Fluff, Established Relationship, Family
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel, OC
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 815 Read Count: 357
[Report This] Published: 12/31/2016 Updated: 12/31/2016
Summary:

In this alternative season 5, Kurt, Blaine, Rachel Finn and Brody's lives are shaken when Kurt's Brazilian cousin moves in to New York. Louisa Hummel will gather some friends, some loading and some attention from the boys. New York life changes everybody and she'll be caught between telling everybody her secret or keep hiding her truth.

 


Categories: AU, Friendship, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Multi-Chapter, Romance, Songfics
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Brody Weston, Finn Hudson, Kurt Hummel, OC, Rachel Berry
Series: None
Chapters: 22 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 131105 Read Count: 1482
[Report This] Published: 06/27/2013 Updated: 12/30/2016
Summary:

For every action there is a reaction. 


Categories: Ficlet, Humor, Romance
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4524 Read Count: 55
[Report This] Published: 12/15/2016 Updated: 12/15/2016
Finding Your Way by Afvampd Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 7]
Summary:

 

Kurt Hummel lives a safe and secure life. All he wants is to get through the end of high school unscathed and leave the mediocrity of the town he feels stuck in but when an exiciting and absolutely gorgeous transfer student arrives and takes a liking to Kurt, he finds his life thrust into turmoil. 


Categories: Action/Adventure, Angst, Bad Boy, Drama, Family, First Time, Humor, Romance
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 10586 Read Count: 2489
[Report This] Published: 11/27/2016 Updated: 12/14/2016
Summary: Basically this is Klaine from Blaine's perspective. I will be going through every episode and sharing our boys story from Blaine's side, so it will include never before seen scenes, and little extra goodies along the way.
Categories: Soulmates, Angst, Established Relationship, First Time, Friendship, General, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Multi-Chapter, Romance, Songfics
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Burt Hummel, Cooper Anderson, Dave Karofsky, Finn Hudson, Kurt Hummel, Mr. Anderson (Blaine's Father), Mrs. Anderson (Blaine's Mother), Rachel Berry, Sam Evans, Santana Lopez
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 28446 Read Count: 1947
[Report This] Published: 06/13/2016 Updated: 11/30/2016
Summary:

 

"Just because you're twenty six and have hot sex with your hot boyfriend that lives with you, and your hot best friend...." He grumbles, swigging down more of the fizzy liquid, only spluttering when the bubbles hit his nose.

 

"Did you just call Santana hot?" I raise my eyebrow towards him and his face drains of any colour.

 

"I'm thirty and I'm straight..." He yelps. "I repeat, kill me! Hash tag, game over!"

A year after Blaine's little accident we find everyone back together for a big boozy birthday bash! Join Kurt on the second chapter of his story to see what life has instore; Can Santana cause any more chaos? Could Landin be any cuter? And when will his little rag tag group of friends learn to have a filter?

**Sequel to 'The Story Of My Life' **


Categories: Angst, AU, Cotton Candy Fluff, Established Relationship, Family, Friendship, FutureFic, Humor, Multi-Chapter, Romance
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Burt Hummel, Carole Hummel-Hudson, Cooper Anderson, Finn Hudson, Kurt Hummel, Mr. Anderson (Blaine's Father), Mrs. Anderson (Blaine's Mother), OC, Rachel Berry, Santana Lopez, Sebastian Smythe
Series: The Story of my life
Chapters: 29 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 110992 Read Count: 12573
[Report This] Published: 02/09/2014 Updated: 11/20/2016
A Sense of Decorum by Secchar Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 27]
Summary: Kurt Hummel dreams of being a true gentleman. He'll marry Mercedes Jones and live happily ever after, but before he can be a gentleman he has to be a brother. But that's no trouble at all. He'll find husbands for his sisters no problem. Now if only Lord Anderson weren't bothering him...
Categories: AU, Family, Humor, Romance
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Dave Karofsky, Finn Hudson, Kurt Hummel, Mercedes Jones, Quinn Fabray, Rachel Berry, Sebastian Smythe
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 56575 Read Count: 3531
[Report This] Published: 11/06/2016 Updated: 11/06/2016
Summary:

Kurt rescues a stray black kitten he finds hiding in a dumpster on Halloween night. He figures he'll keep it for the evening, just so it'll be safe, and then bring it to a shelter the following morning. The only problem he foresees having is trying to find a way to keep Blaine, who wants a cat badly, from falling in love with the thing before that happens.


Categories: Humor, AU, Cotton Candy Fluff, Established Relationship, FutureFic, Romance
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1487 Read Count: 339
[Report This] Published: 11/01/2016 Updated: 11/01/2016
Summary:

Can Kurt, Blaine, Mother Goose, and Joey Richter help Chris and Darren find their way back to each other?  This is one journey that’s gonna be totally awesome…


Categories: Action/Adventure, Crossover, Established Relationship, Friendship, Humor, Multi-Chapter, Romance, Supernatural
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel
Series: The Gleeful Land of Stories
Chapters: 19 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 26692 Read Count: 6530
[Report This] Published: 08/16/2015 Updated: 08/24/2016
Summary:

During a trip to Ohio to celebrate their daughter’s fourth birthday with their family and friends back in Lima, Blaine and Kurt have to make an emergency trip to the pharmacy to pick up their daughter’s prescription…which Blaine does while wearing a new pair of obnoxious footwear that constantly grates on his husband’s nerves. 

Inspired by this post


Categories: Humor, AU, Cotton Candy Fluff, Established Relationship
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1439 Read Count: 436
[Report This] Published: 08/22/2016 Updated: 08/22/2016
Let me melt by Pelznase78 Rated: M starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 29]
Summary:

AU. Blaine is 21 and attending college in New York. His parents (they are nice for a change) insist that he would join them and Cooper one last time for a family vacation in the Hamptons in a nice resort. He's not looking forward to spend his whole summer with his parents and Cooper, but maybe he'll meet someone special along the way...

(There are similarities to Dirty Dancing in the plot, but it develops into its own story.)

Rated M for language and adult sexual themes!


Categories: Angst, Humor, Romance
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Brittany S. Pierce, Cooper Anderson, Kurt Hummel, Santana Lopez
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 42109 Read Count: 3736
[Report This] Published: 06/27/2016 Updated: 08/12/2016
Summary: Blaine is a prince, banished from the castle by his father for exploring his sexuality. Kurt is a starving peasant. This is the story of what happens when this unlikely pair crosses paths in the woods one night.
Categories: Action/Adventure, Angst, AU, Cotton Candy Fluff, Crime, Drama, Friendship, Humor, Multi-Chapter, OMG CREYS, Romance
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2468 Read Count: 182
[Report This] Published: 07/24/2016 Updated: 07/24/2016
Summary:

When Kurt thought of life at thirty? This is anything but what he had planned. Can he face the inner demons and find a way to happiness? Or is this really as good as life get?


Categories: Romance, AU, Drama, Family, FutureFic, Multi-Chapter, Humor, Hurt/Comfort
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Burt Hummel, Carole Hummel-Hudson, Cooper Anderson, Finn Hudson, Jeff, Kurt Hummel, Mr. Anderson (Blaine's Father), Mrs. Anderson (Blaine's Mother), Noah Puckerman, OC, Sebastian Smythe, Wes
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 23476 Read Count: 5307
[Report This] Published: 12/15/2015 Updated: 07/21/2016
Summary:

It's the first episode of The New Love Connection with same sex couples. Host Cooper Anderson wants everything to go smoothly so he talks his brother Blaine into being a contestant. Cooper really should have remembered that Blaine is bad at romance and dating and he has the worst luck. Can Blaine and his date, Kurt, make a love connection despite everything that goes wrong?

 

AU where Blaine and Kurt didn’t meet in high school. Humor and smut and with just enough angst to keep things interesting. Fill for the GKM



Categories: AU, Humor, Romance
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Brittany S. Pierce, Cooper Anderson, Kurt Hummel, Santana Lopez
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 13002 Read Count: 375
[Report This] Published: 06/26/2016 Updated: 06/26/2016
Summary:

Kurt and Blaine meet for the first time as kids at camp, then return as riding instructors to fall in love and explore all of the ways they can lose their virginity together.


Categories: Cotton Candy Fluff, First Time, Friendship, Humor, KidFic, Multi-Chapter, Romance
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel
Series: None
Chapters: 39 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 49688 Read Count: 15878
[Report This] Published: 02/13/2016 Updated: 06/25/2016
Summary:

Blaine wants Count Chocula cereal, but Kurt only wants them to buy healthy food. Blaine argues that his cereal isn’t as expensive as the cereal Kurt picked out, but Kurt feels that it’s perfectly acceptable to pay more for something if it’s good for you. Using that logic, Blaine figures out a way to get Kurt to bend the rules just a little.

 

Written for the todaydreambelieversfic challenge ‘Five Times Klaine’.

 

Warning for mention of food, and blink-and-you-miss-it mention of body issues.


Categories: Romance, Angst, AU, Cotton Candy Fluff, Established Relationship, Humor
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1648 Read Count: 339
[Report This] Published: 06/01/2016 Updated: 06/01/2016
Summary:

All Cooper wants is for his little brother's wedding to be perfect even if he has to plan the whole thing himself, goddamnit. Fill for the GKM. http://glee-kink-meme.livejournal.com/50716.html?thread=64510236#t64510236


Categories: Humor
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Cooper Anderson, Kurt Hummel, Rachel Berry
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4027 Read Count: 433
[Report This] Published: 05/30/2016 Updated: 05/30/2016
Summary:

With Blaine stressed out to the point of exploding, Kurt decides to try something a little taboo in order to get his anxiety-ridden husband to relax. 


He immediately regrets that decision.


Categories: Romance, Angst, AU, Established Relationship, FutureFic, Humor
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1813 Read Count: 399
[Report This] Published: 05/29/2016 Updated: 05/29/2016
Summary:

Another fic in the 174 ways to call a penis other than penis series, the prompt being the second word from the long list (using a couple of others as well)


Kurt and Blaine finally make arrangements for their long awaited honeymoon. Well, Blaine makes arrangements and Kurt is left guessing.


 


I don't have a plan when I start writing a drabble, only a rough idea how to use the word prompt. So I'm as surprised as you are with what happens!


Categories: Romance, Action/Adventure, Cotton Candy Fluff, Drabble, Established Relationship, Humor
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel
Series: 174 words for penis other than penis
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2267 Read Count: 337
[Report This] Published: 05/28/2016 Updated: 05/28/2016
Summary:

So I found a website with 174 words to call a penis other than a penis (Can be found here: http://ncfm.org/2011/06/activities/san-diego/174-ways-to-call-a-penis-something-other-than-penis/) and some of the terms had me laughing so much. I planned on using a few of them in my current WIP: The Orangisation of Submissive ownership (can be found here: http://archiveofourown.org/works/6162814/chapters/14341525), however i said a thing to starkidwhovianpotterhead, and she said a thing, and then i wrote a thing. so this is that thing. (Although i will likely still use them in my main fic as well)

It gave me a bit of inspiration for a drabbles series type thingy. So there are going to be 174 (minus a few - 174 is a lot!) little ficlets each coming from one of the words. Some will be fluff, some smut, and some anywhere between. Each title will be the word that inspired the fic.

I don't know how many will follow cannon, and some might follow on from previous ones, i haven't decided. we will have to see.

summary of Adolf:
Blaine has a stressful day at work, Kurt is there to comfort his husband


Categories: Romance, Drama, Drabble, Cotton Candy Fluff, Established Relationship, Humor, Hurt/Comfort
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel
Series: 174 words for penis other than penis
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 984 Read Count: 313
[Report This] Published: 05/28/2016 Updated: 05/28/2016
Summary:

I don’t know who I am or where I am. But there’s only one thing that I’m sure of, I’m supposed to be irresistibly and irrevocably in love with Kurt Hummel. Amnesia AU. 


Categories: OMG CREYS, Angst, AU, Character Death, Cotton Candy Fluff, Crime, Drama, Family, General, Humor, Tragedy
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Cooper Anderson, Finn Hudson, Kurt Hummel, Noah Puckerman, Quinn Fabray, Rachel Berry, Ryder Lynn, Sam Evans, Tina Cohen-Chang
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 5011 Read Count: 267
[Report This] Published: 05/17/2016 Updated: 05/17/2016
Summary:

Kurt Hummel is a Broadway icon, currently starring in the revival of the musical 'Cats'. Every night, his biggest fan, Blaine Anderson, waits outside the stage door to get a glimpse of his celebrity crush as he walks past a throng of his rabid fans to get to his limo. Never once has Blaine ever gotten the courage to go up and say hello to the man, not to mention ask for an autograph. But one night, fate - or more specifically, Blaine's best friend, Tina - steps in with a plan to get these two together. What happens after almost turns into a catastrophe.

Needless to say, if Blaine gets arrested, Tina will never forgive herself.

Inspired by the todaydreambelieversfic weekly challenge prompt "Broadway Klaine".


Categories: AU, Cotton Candy Fluff, Humor, Romance
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel, Tina Cohen-Chang
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1825 Read Count: 658
[Report This] Published: 05/09/2016 Updated: 05/09/2016
Summary:

The night Blaine wore his skintight jeans
and made mischief of one kind and another
Kurt called him “WILD THING!”
and Blaine said “I’LL EAT YOU UP!” 

Kurt gave him a long, searching look. 
“Was that an innuendo?”


Categories: Cotton Candy Fluff, Crossover, Ficlet, Humor, Romance
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 356 Read Count: 210
[Report This] Published: 04/30/2016 Updated: 04/30/2016
Summary:

While Kurt tries to get his day started, he notices that his husband is acting a little...bizarre.


Categories: Romance, AU, Cotton Candy Fluff, Established Relationship, FutureFic, Humor
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1036 Read Count: 493
[Report This] Published: 04/26/2016 Updated: 04/26/2016
Summary:

My name is Kurt Hummel and I work for the most obnoxious but irresistible womanizer in New York City, Blaine Anderson. He is freakishly annoying but so hot and handsome at the same time. Did I mention that he is also my boyfriend? Well… technically he is my fake boyfriend… so…*shrug* Semantics. Straight!AU


Categories: Angst, AU, Bad Boy, Character Death, Cotton Candy Fluff, Drama, Family, Friendship, FutureFic, General, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Multi-Chapter, Multiple Partners, Romance
Characters: Artie Abrams, Blaine Anderson, Brittany S. Pierce, Carole Hummel-Hudson, Chandler, Dave Karofsky, Elliott Gilbert, Finn Hudson, Kitty Wilde, Kurt Hummel, Marley Rose, Mercedes Jones, Mike Chang, OC, Rachel Berry, Santana Lopez, Sebastian Smythe, Tina Cohen-Chang
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 47623 Read Count: 8879
[Report This] Published: 06/14/2014 Updated: 03/27/2016
Summary:

Kurt is trying hard to get their little girl dressed and ready for her second birthday party, but a rambunctious Tracy Anderson-Hummel manages to outsmart both her daddies...and cupcake shenanigans ensue.


Written for todaydreambelievers Prompt 68: Anything about Kurt and Blaine and their toddler daughter. Preferably the messy, tiring, exhausting part of parenthood. How do Kurt and Blaine deal with the terrible twos, or having a “threenager”? (In my AU, Mercedes was Kurt and Blaine’s surrogate, not Rachel, hence the addition to her name :D)


Categories: Humor, AU, Cotton Candy Fluff, Established Relationship, Family, FutureFic, Romance
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1052 Read Count: 470
[Report This] Published: 03/24/2016 Updated: 03/24/2016
Summary:

So, this is a piece of ridiculous fluff that refused to stop rattling around in my skull until I gave in and wrote the thing.  There’s a little blink-and-you’ll-miss-it angst but mostly it's pure silliness.  In my world, Finn is alive and well because I miss him.

 

AU.  This is the dramatic tale of two pair of star-crossed lovers.  Lord Kurt Hummel III, heir to the great Barony of Lima, is the single most eligible bachelor in her Majesty’s kingdom.  Lady Rachel is an aspiring daughter of the Baron of a successful territory.  Lord Kurt has no interest in marrying an appropriate Lady, but his father has finally put his foot down.  When Lady Rachel, along with her half brother the minor lordling Blaine, arrives at Blackbird Castle in an attempt to ensnare the reluctant young Lord, sparks fly…in all the wrong directions.    

**This story has been edited and completed.**

 


Categories: AU, Humor, Romance
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Burt Hummel, Carole Hummel-Hudson, Finn Hudson, Kurt Hummel, Noah Puckerman, OC, Rachel Berry
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 15777 Read Count: 3469
[Report This] Published: 02/06/2015 Updated: 03/23/2016
Summary:

“Kurt, could we try this fun new toy?”


“Not yet, Blaine, you naughty boy.”


Categories: Cotton Candy Fluff, Humor
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 281 Read Count: 412
[Report This] Published: 03/05/2016 Updated: 03/05/2016
Summary: Blaine stopped talking to Kurt when he was 9. What happens when you see the name of your soulmate mark is your ex best friend?! This is a story about best friends turned enemies turned soulmates?? Is klaine really endgame? Guess you'll have to read to find out😉... Bully-ish!Blaine SemiBadAss!Kurt

This is a re-write if Changes and Challenges. I got off track of my story line so I cheated and did a re-write. Things will get crazier in this story so hold on to your metaphorical seats my friends. Hopefully this re-write will pique your interest


Categories: AU, Character Death, Drama, Family, Friendship, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Multi-Chapter, Soulmates, Suspense
Characters: Artie Abrams, Azimio, Blaine Anderson, Brittany S. Pierce, Burt Hummel, Carole Hummel-Hudson, Cooper Anderson, Dave Karofsky, Finn Hudson, Jacob Ben Israel, Kurt Hummel, Mercedes Jones, Mike Chang, Mr. Anderson (Blaine's Father), Mrs. Anderson (Blaine's Mother), Noah Puckerman, OC, Principal Figgins, Quinn Fabray, Rachel Berry, Sam Evans, Santana Lopez, Sebastian Smythe, Shannon Beiste, Sue Sylvester, Tina Cohen-Chang, Will Schuester
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 13882 Read Count: 1517
[Report This] Published: 04/19/2015 Updated: 02/23/2016

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