When Santana got there, Rachel had just gotten off the phone with Finn...despite the rockiness of their current relationship; they were able to put it aside in favor of helping Kurt. After convincing Finn not to beat up Blaine in his effort to be 'The perfect Big Brother' she finally got him to agree to help with the plan, he told Rachel he would call Kurt in the morning to check on him and thanked her for letting him know what was going on...after an awkward pause of whether or not to say 'I love you, goodnight' like they normally did, they managed to get off the phone in time for Rachel to get Santana's text message saying:<p>' Open your door Berry, I have booze and cheesecake and don't want to wake up Porcelain with my knocking- Sexy Satan '</p><p>Opening the door revealed Santana carrying a cheesecake with a bottle of vodka balanced on top and what she assumed was an overnight bag over her other shoulder.</p><p>"Hey Santana, here let me take those" Rachel whispered grabbed the cheesecake and vodka from Santana before she could drop it.</p><p>"Thanks Berry....Porcelain loves cheesecake so I figured...it'd be best to have some on hand when he gets up and starts the water works...and the vodka is...well...breakups require alcohol. I'm almost positive it's a law."</p><p>Rachel couldn't exactly fight that kind of logic, thinking back to her own recent break up with Finn and how Kurt had sat with her all night while she drank her way through a bottle of cheap wine and ate an impressive amount of vegan chocolate.</p><p>"Let's put this stuff in the kitchen then we can go talk in my bedroom, Kurt it right through there on the couch if you want to check on him while I take care of this" Rachel said pointing in the direction of her living room, Santana nodded her thanks and set off to check on her favorite gay.</p><p>Setting down her bag as quietly as she could Santana tip toed over to the couch and couldn't stop the wince that crossed her face at the state of him. Tear tracks visible, frown on his face, his hair a mess and red swollen eyes. She could hear him sniffling in his sleep as if he was trying not to cry while he was unconscious.</p><p>"Fuck Porcelain you look like hell...how are we gonna fix this?'' she muttered to herself as she reached down and adjusted his blanket.</p><p>"Tana?" his sleepy voice mumbled as he blearily peaked threw one swollen red eye up at her</p><p>"shhhh...go back to sleep Porc...we'll talk in the morning'' she whispered, he nodded and closed his eyes falling back to sleep.</p><p>She heard a throat clearing behind her and turned to see Rachel motioning for her to follow her to her bedroom, she picked up her bag and followed her, turning off the lights as she walked out of the room.</p><p>"He looks like hell ran over twice"</p><p>That was the first thing out of Santana's mouth when Rachel closed the door behind her.</p><p>They sat on the bed across from each other and Rachel sighed "I know...and if you can believe it he actually looks a lot better now than he did when he showed up here"</p><p>"So how are we gonna do this? I mean we can only do so much from New York Berry and I'm sure even your big mouth cant screech at the Hobbit all the way to Lima from here."</p><p>Rachel rolled her eyes. "Well I figured we can work on Kurt here, and I'm sending the boys after Blaine."</p><p>Santana went wide eyed "You sent the boy's after the hobbit? Are you trying to get him killed?"</p><p>"No of course not! I talked to Sebastian first, he's going to calm down Blake and get him on board because we figure they probably have the best chance at getting Blaine to listen to them, and right before you got here I had a nice awkward conversation with Finn and after I convinced him not to kill Blaine he agreed to help with our plan, I still need to talk to Noah and Sam though. We need to get to them before anyone else does or chances are Blaine will be dead before we can even try to get him and Kurt back together"</p><p>The second Rachel mentioned Puck, Santana pulled out her phone and put it on speaker dialing his number.</p><p>"Go for Puck"</p><p>"Puckerman, it's Santana & Berry we got problems with Porcelain and Hobbit"</p><p>"What?! What happened? Is Princess ok? Does puckzilla need to kick some Hobbits ass?"</p><p>Santana rolled her eyes "Slow your roll Puckerman, Berry here thinks Hobbit is trying to be all noble and shit by breaking up with Porcelain so that he doesn't hold him back or some bullshit like that"</p><p>"I think that hair gel hobbit uses has finally fried his brain" muttered Puck</p><p>"Agreed. So we are gonna start working on getting them back together because Porcelain deserves to be happy and we all know they are meant to live happily ever after and be in love and shit forever and have a bunch of epic gaybies Auntie Tana can spoil to her hearts content before sending right back home to their daddies"</p><p>"Got it tana. So Operation Klaine is a go."</p><p>"Right, so no killing Hobbit, you tell Trouty, Frankenteen already know's and so does Meerkat and his pretty boy and they are in, Berry and I will be handling shit here with Porcelain"</p><p>"Alright, I'll talk to Sam no problem and tell him we aren't allowed to kill Hobbit....but seriously you guys...is Princess ok?"</p><p>"Not really Noah, he was distraught when he showed up, he cried himself to sleep and I spent an hour trying to convince him he's not unlovable and that Blaine didn't just get bored of him and decided he wanted someone better. It was awful" Rachel said.<br />The girls heard what sounded like a muffled curse and a heavy sigh.<br />"Damn...well...tell him to call me tomorrow, I'll drive to New York if I have to, to make sure he's ok"</p><p>They shared an amused smile "Don't worry Puckerman, I'll make sure YOUR Princess knows you love him" Santana snarked with a cackle</p><p>"Fuck you too Tana. I'll talk to you guys tomorrow. Later" *Click*</p>