These kids are Asher and Tess from Unplanned Parenthood. That’s not the original Margaret Thatcher Dog, which was tragically lost when Blaine moved to New York, but Tess saw the exact same dog in a toy store when she was eight months old and screamed her head off until they bought it for her. She couldn’t even talk, just pointed at it relentlessly.

Blaine is all, “Why did you put Asher in the heart pajamas?” and Kurt is all, “Fashion has no gender. And besides, pink looks way better with his coloring than with Tess’s.” And then Blaine is all, “I hate baby pajamas anyway, because the snap-on ones take forever to put on, but the zip ones you have to remove all the way just to change a diaper and the baby cries because it’s freezing.” And Kurt is all, “We could just have the zipper in reverse, so that it unzips starting at the feet instead of the neck,” and he gets out his sketchpad to start working on it. And that’s when his children’s clothing company really starts to take off.